god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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