Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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