Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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