She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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