nut hugger
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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