The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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