they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
