I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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