did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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