Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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