I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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