P.S. I can't hear my feet
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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