I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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