new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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