Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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