UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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