turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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