Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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