we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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