My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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