we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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