we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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