just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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