Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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