One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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