I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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