The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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