LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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