In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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