No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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