ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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