fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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