My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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