Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
