Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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