I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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