There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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