you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
