If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
