can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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