he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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