now i know why i became what i already was.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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