Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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