In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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