you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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