But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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