Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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