you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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