I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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