No, drunk sperm still make babies.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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