Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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