Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
God, I missed his penis.
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