Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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