OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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