oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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