he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
40s are totally the cure
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
