Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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