And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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